01 10 / 2014

01 10 / 2014

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via hiccupingduck)

01 10 / 2014

thatswhyiholdyou:

R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson, who did some of the best album artwork ever.

(via biffymuser)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

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29 9 / 2014

thatfunnyblog:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

thatfunnyblog:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

(Source: moistpits, via saphairheartnett)

29 9 / 2014

rhydonmyhardon:

i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is

This is literally my life goal

(via saphairheartnett)

29 9 / 2014

theshinymew:

That was unexpected

theshinymew:

That was unexpected

(Source: hatboy, via saphairheartnett)