blazefoxette:

Got mah hurr cut

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blazefoxette:

Got mah hurr cut

"She gives the worst massages ever. It was like she was torturing me for information. I wanted to give it up. I just didn’t know what it was!"

(Source: mcbrilliant, via honestlyalix)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via honestlyalix)

brady-scott:

comes with sub-woofers

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brady-scott:

comes with sub-woofers

(Source: permabliss, via cookiesituation)

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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What if this world is a dream and in real life people DO have four hands?

(via bryantdebi)

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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(via naviwing)

thisfeliciaday:

I can’t have coffee anymore due to stomach issues so this is…such good porn for me. 

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

(via flaminggear)